Privacy

Awesome Sauce is super private if you drink it in your own home. If you drink it in public though, we can't guarantee any privacy because you're in front of a bunch of people who will judge you for drinking awesome sauce.

Long term use

Prolonged use of Awesome Sauce will result in a lost of privacy as you become insanely smart, successful, and fulfilled. First your family will notice, then your friends, followed by your neighbors. Before you know it you'll be insanely famous and pursed by paparazzi.

Indemnification

Awesome Sauce will not be held responsible for your loss of privacy, but we will be responsible for all of the money you make after you're insanely famous and ask that you fork over 80% of your new found fortunes.